This isn’t a think piece or a prediction article where I theory craft the hell out of this film. You want that, go somewhere else.
Beer is probably one of the most refreshing drinks to have on a hot night. Cold, crisp, it’s ancient recipe perfected through the generations as each round of humanity takes a shot at making the nectar of the gods. I am not going to tell you what to drink here, I’ll leave that for your… Read more »
Winter was wonderful as water fell from the sky in California. Most appreciated it while many sheered, “When did I move to Seattle?” Just know, we hate those people, they don’t represent all of us and they have been sent off on an ice float. It is said that they shouted, “When did I move… Read more »
We have a good friend, a best friend even, and it isn’t your friend from high school, your childhood friend, your dog, parent, toy, or even Mr. Rogers… wait, I went too far there. I am talking about your shadow. Now you might not think it is that important, that magical, but a shadow is… Read more »
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On writing- Mad scientists, why are they so mad?
I’m sure the first image to pop into your mind is a room full of Tesla coils, beakers with colorful fluids in them, and a woman tied down to a plank somewhere with a monkey guard standing watch over her as his lab coat wearing master screams out a window. Mad scientists have been the staple of… Read more »
Three signs that you’re in the APOCALYPSE!
Everyone seems to be screaming about the end of the world. It’s all over the news, both newspaper and TV, and scrawled along the poetic rhyme schemes written on the bathroom stalls: I once sat on bowl of white Passing time on my iPhone, right? Then with a sudden clash and thunder I found myself… Read more »
Get a job! Clark Kent- Superman
Photo credit: Superhero-therapy.com Name: Clark Kent Occupation: Reporter There are so many versions of this character that I am going to choose the comic book version rather than the film and TV versions of this character. Clark Kent is a reporter for The Daily Planet. He comes from Smallville and is clumsy; oh, and he… Read more »
How to make a good asshole – On writing
This might seem like a rather straight forward topic. I mean if you have a guy kicking a puppy while talking about how the homeless should be shipped off to internment camps. That pretty much is an asshole, yeah? Ehhhh, not really, that’s more of a monster; an asshole is a delicate balance in regards toward… Read more »
Jurassic World… yeah.
This film had one job, and that was to be better than The Lost World and Jurassic Park 3. It achieved this feat, but that isn’t the most challenging thing to do. I certainly wasn’t expecting the film to be better than Jurassic Park, and why people thought it would be or used that as… Read more »
Tinker, Canner Soiled Spy- Random Stories
It was my turn to make dinner, and I am trying to finish a pitch before the end of the week, so I decided to make it easy on myself; but little did I know I was preparing a demise of someone at the dinner table. I choose smoked herring from a can, with toasted… Read more »
Get a job: Barret- Final Fantasy 7
SPOILER LEVEL: PACE SALSA MEDIUM (This game has been out for nearly 20 years) Name: Barret Wallace Job: Leader of AVALANCHE I may catch some hell for this, but hear me out. I will be evaluating Barret, from Final Fantasy 7, as the leader of AVALANCHE, an eco-terrorist group that actually delivers on the terror rather than hugging the… Read more »
How important is a job?
A job is something we all do, right? We get up each morning, and whether it is school or work, we head out of the house each day to perform actions that either help us intellectually or monetarily or just survive. For some of us, the job comes to define us as we begin to… Read more »