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Latest projects- Update

You may or may not have noticed that I haven’t written a blog in almost two months. That wasn’t really by design, it just happened. The reason why isn’t at all interesting: Life happens and it just takes you away from things. This doesn’t mean that I am gone forever, not at all, as I… Read more »

This is what it sounds like, when Tek’s cry: Subsurface Circular

I was on Twitter when someone tweeted an image of a robot on a subway car. The design of the bot grabbed me, but the slick U.I. is what pulled me into the underworld that is Subsurface Circular.

How not to make coffee

If there is one thing I cannot stand, it’s a bad cup of coffee.

Blade Runner 2049 trailer #2

This isn’t a think piece or a prediction article where I theory craft the hell out of this film. You want that, go somewhere else.

Hoarding and zombie beer: How big beer is trying to strong-arm its way to victory

Beer is probably one of the most refreshing drinks to have on a hot night. Cold, crisp, it’s ancient recipe perfected through the generations as each round of humanity takes a shot at making the nectar of the gods. I am not going to tell you what to drink here, I’ll leave that for your… Read more »

Spice worm

I’ve never finished Dune

And I don’t like it. I know, we’re not friends anymore.

Let’s talk about The Dark Tower trailer

Sooo, this portal to awesome just posted online.

Was the drought really that bad?

Winter was wonderful as water fell from the sky in California. Most appreciated it while many sheered, “When did I move to Seattle?” Just know, we hate those people, they don’t represent all of us and they have been sent off on an ice float. It is said that they shouted, “When did I move… Read more »

Happy sad day

Today’s been an odd one.

Latest
  • Episode 7- Battle of the Goblox: Part 2

  • Tales of The Mollusk- Battle of the Garblox: Part 1

  • Fallout 4 Entry 1- Minuteman Bang Bang

    We all know the story, scared people running governments with supplies dwindling that ended in atomic fire. Great way to start summer. Hot enough already, but hey, let’s be stupid and add more heat to the surface of our already hot planet. I could go over the details about who I was before, but those don’t matter… Read more »

  • Tales of the Mollusk!

    I started a new podcast yesterday. A small, simple, and hopefully enjoyable one that I can do more frequently as it requires myself and my rather sick mind to create and publish it. I am calling it Tales of the Mollusk. It follows the adventures of Captain Eugene Sacks and his pirate submarine The Mollusk… Read more »

  • Nanowrimo- A survival guide

    Nanowrimo is upon us! Ready your hearts and stretch those fingers because your typewriter is going to be your best friend for this entire month! Here are some steps to survive the insanity! PENS! You will jot down, scribble, and write ideas as they fly into your mind from the dark space between the never… Read more »

  • Why the Oxford comma is the best

    The future is an interesting place to live because while we have magical techno-wizard tablets in that fit the palm of our hand, and contain the sum of human knowledge, we are still puzzled by questions like: “Why does it rain right after I get my car washed?” No matter how ‘progressive’ you think you… Read more »

  • Back to the Future- Why we need it

    The Back to the Future series has a special place in my heart, and in the hearts of millions of fans around the world. It is a film series that has struck a cord with anyone who has ever set eyes on it. The music, acting, story, and car make this series an amazing mix of awesome… Read more »

  • On Writing- Writing Shit

    Writing, like any other art, takes loads of practice in order to improve and by practice I mean writing lots and lots of shit. You can be a veteran writer and still churn out crap like a year one typist. You can pound at the keys for hours and forms words into logical sentences, but… Read more »

  • The Martian- Some thoughts

    Let’s get this out of the way, I love Ridley Scott and most of the films he has made, so it’s a safe bet that I was going to really like The Martian at the very least; but I loved the movie. Now, I know everyone on the Internet is in a giant warm bubble as the film… Read more »

  • Dystopian Job Titles

    As the world marches toward its Calvinistic end, where Applebee’s is fine dining, new economies will emerge and with these economies new jobs will become available. In this blog post, we will cover just a few of these job titles and what their duties will include. Influencer Description: A person who goes around and influences… Read more »