Dystopian Job Titles

As the world marches toward its Calvinistic end, where Applebee’s is fine dining, new economies will emerge and with these economies new jobs will become available. In this blog post, we will cover just a few of these job titles and what their duties will include. Influencer Description: A person who goes around and influences decision Wh.. what happens next?

Get a Job! Santiago- Old Man and the Sea

Name: Santiago Job: Fisherman Santiago is a fisherman in the strictest sense of the word, he makes his living at it, but for 84 days he hasn’t done this very thing. Looking over the story of the formerly banned book The Old Man and The Sea many a reader would think that this evaluation is an Wh.. what happens next?

How to ellipses

In our modern day world, we use typing and writing now more than ever in our daily lives. The average person texts more than 3 billion texts a week, I know this as a fact because I made this figure up, but it doesn’t lessen the fact that writing is very important. Now, clearly showing the facts Wh.. what happens next?

Story so far- Soma

I love video games and the stories they can tell. I play them to have an experience and it is here I shall be recording my experiences and thoughts thus far in a game I am playing currently. I picked up Soma the latest game from Frictional Games and I did this voluntarily. I could have chosen to Wh.. what happens next?

How A Writer’s Brain Works- Moving a friend

This weekend I will not be relaxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of a school because I graduated and I don’t play basketball. What I am going to be doing is driving to Colorado to help a friend out. You see, I hate moving people. I did it a lot when I was younger but Wh.. what happens next?

MustacheVenture presents a LocalVenture: Harbor House

When you think of Orange County, California you think of beaches, The OC TV show (Is that reference even any good anymore? Please say no), and some other bullshit that was on TV. Frankly, the place has a bad wrap for being the most vapid of the vapid as LA has tried to shrug that mantle off Wh.. what happens next?

September 11th, 2001- How Mr. Rogers is still teaching us

I was going to write about another topic, one that is funnier than this one, but it’s September 11th and that is a date that is relevant and today I felt a need to talk about it. To talk about this day you either take one of two routes: A. Reverent B. Asshole It’s either one but Wh.. what happens next?

10 Reasons why lists are bullshit

We all love a good listicle (a blog composed primarily of lists) and while they can be fun, fact of the matter is they are the worst. This isn’t because these lists are a sign of the moral decline of independent thought, no, if you’re looking for that you can watch the news; the reason why these things Wh.. what happens next?

Why do we watch video games?

The 21st century is full of oddities. Who knew that we would one day have computers in our pockets and at the same time most Americans still do not know where Timbuktu is located on a map. Also, who knew watching video games would become a thing? Growing up during the rise of video games from 8-bit Wh.. what happens next?