Hurt, it just does

I am not talking about an emotional hurt. No, that is not the case, the hurt in question comes in the form of muscle ache. You see, I exerted myself in a 4 inning game of softball that was themed after the movie Hook; so Pirates v Lost Boys. It was a blast! It flashed me Wh.. what happens next?

On growing older: Like sands through an hour glass, so tired is this title

I have been waiting for you. You, with your large body, open personality, and rough texture. My wife and I have been talking, and we think we want you at our house. It was then I took out my wallet and bought the couch. Getting older is something we cannot stop. You can try, sure, but more Wh.. what happens next?