Flea Market Find- R-Robot

A man hauled a robot head in the back of his truck. The head was size of the bed and wore a hat. When the man got the robot home he plugged it in to see if it worked. The giant red eye cracked and popped as it began to glow in the dark garage. A voice Wh.. what happens next?

My first post of 2016

Hello ladies and gentlemen of the Internet, it is I! “Wait, it’s the 25th of January, how are you just now posting and are so handsome?” You might be thinking to yourselves, maybe not so much that last part, but still, a man can dream… The reason why I haven’t been so active here is because Wh.. what happens next?

Nanowrimo- A survival guide

Nanowrimo is upon us! Ready your hearts and stretch those fingers because your typewriter is going to be your best friend for this entire month! Here are some steps to survive the insanity! PENS! You will jot down, scribble, and write ideas as they fly into your mind from the dark space between the never ending Wh.. what happens next?

Why the Oxford comma is the best

The future is an interesting place to live because while we have magical techno-wizard tablets in that fit the palm of our hand, and contain the sum of human knowledge, we are still puzzled by questions like: “Why does it rain right after I get my car washed?” No matter how ‘progressive’ you think you are Wh.. what happens next?

How to make a good asshole – On writing

This might seem like a rather straight forward topic. I mean if you have a guy kicking a puppy while talking about how the homeless should be shipped off to internment camps. That pretty much is an asshole, yeah? Ehhhh, not really, that’s more of a monster; an asshole is a delicate balance in regards toward a Wh.. what happens next?

Controlled chaos

When it comes to writing you’ll find that it’s much like a science experiment. You try to get a certain result, but you will probably wind up with something else all together awesome; like Silly Putty. You have to play around with words. Try them in a certain order, fashion, or style. Writing is playing, but Wh.. what happens next?

In a world without electricity, this will not work.

Writing tips: Blogging in chunks

When you start to write a blog, don’t try to do it in chunks, try to get it done in a single day. Blogs are not like a book where you can take multiple turns at it. You have to attack it and get it done or else you wind up losing steam, losing thoughts, and Wh.. what happens next?

First Line Stories

The opening lines of a book are always the most important, but what if that’s all there was? During lunch at work, I had a thought, a dangerous game to play, but I wondered what would happen if I strung together a bunch of first sentences? Could I make a story out them? Here is the Wh.. what happens next?